Originally published at: Trump's mysterious hospital visit was for a colonoscopy, kept secret because he's embarassed by that sort of thing | Boing Boing
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What an asshole.
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Isn’t Trump 100% Colon?
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Everything bad about humanity wrapped-up in one orangey skin suit.
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Imagine being the one who had to…
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My Tuesday is now complete.
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The doctor was heard to remark . . .
(Isn’t there a line from Gravity’s Rainbow like that? “Wow, check this guy out, he’s all asshole.”)
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I’m surprised that the tech didn’t coat the instrument with bear spray.
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I’m not sure he can get 100% on anything. He’s probably more of a semicolon.
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Sedation is an option for colonoscopy, not a requirement. That said, I can’t imagine Corporal Bone Spurs willingly enduring even minor discomfort without the prospect of bragging about it.
I wouldn’t want to be the staffer tasked with making sure he fasted beforehand.
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The hard part was finding a way to get the camera past his head.
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Wouldn’t they have to auger it out first?
Or making sure that he drank all the stuff to empty him out.
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How many of his cult members did they find lodged in there? I’m betting on thousands.
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I heard he was having an asshole transplant, but the asshole rejected him.
[With credit to the Pythons]
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I hope they at least got some good photos of Kevin McCarthy…
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