Trump's mysterious hospital visit was for a colonoscopy, kept secret because he's embarassed by that sort of thing

Also, didn’t all that happen on a Friday night? I suppose it’s possible to get a colonoscopy on Friday night, but unlikely, even for the POTUS.

But if it did happen, evidently they were careful not to nick the glands.

Y’know, I actually had to think about that one.

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