Trump's weird notes: I WANT NOTHING

I wish I had a .gif of Rascal from Glitter Force shouting “NOTHING!” because I love that scene but:

a. I couldn’t find one no matter how I googled
b. I assume almost no one knows what I’m talking about

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“He’s a nihilist”

“Huh, it must be exhausting”

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Us Canadians of a certain age know that he’s lying, because…

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“I want nothing.”
“I want nothing.”
“I would like you do us a favor, though…”

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Trump Playbook: When backed into the corner, muddy the waters and don’t stop. Never stop.

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STUPID! SOO STUPID!

And also yeesh what a timeline.

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In the comments of Xeni’s tweet:

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Reminiscent of W’s note

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Wilfully ignorant. The worst kind of ignorant.

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Directed squarely at Trump.

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Political Analysis: His brain has finally exploded and has splooshed out his asshole in a single lump.

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What this means is that The President has reached a state of desirelessness, where the chattering of the appetites is silenced, and spiritual perfection awaits. A realm of blessed stillness available only to the sage.

Either that, or his brain is unspooling, and we are all fucked, good and proper.

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I bet they forgot to reboot him this week.

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One tweet per page, I reckon

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The “ZELLINSKY” warrants a “sic”. If Trump were ever paying attention to details, he would know by now that the standard English version is Zelensky. (Official version seems to be “Zelenskyy”.)
eta:
In the Twitter version the name is spelled correctly. But there is even less excuse for the SHOUTING.

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“Have you tried turning him off and then not doing anything else?”

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Thus the trip to Walter Reed MC last weekend.

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The real crime here is that he had each tweet printed out on a separate sheet of paper. That’s just wasteful.

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TIRED: “I WANT NOTHING”

WIRED: “SERENITY NOW!”

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