Turning cheeks or bearing arms? Did Jesus really endorse gun ownership?

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Please tell me that’s an AI created image. Please?

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But Jesus said to him, “Put your sword in its place, for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.

Matthew 26:52

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I’m going with “yes”
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So you support well-regulation militias? Like, I guess now that means the US armed forces?

And where does it discuss “self-defense” in the second amendment?

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

:thinking:

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The hand works in mysterious ways.

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The AI version of God weirds me out even more than the original.

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Oh my lord!! How many hands are in that pic? At least 4, if not more. And how many of them are human? Considerably less, I think.

Scared Kermit The Frog GIF

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Remember what The Matrix taught us about AI generated realities. There is no hand. :spoon:

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My point about self-defense is, here, about Catholic doctrine, not about its relation to the Second Amendment. (See the Catechism Section 2263, et seq.)

That said, I have zero belief you and I can have a remotely fruitful discussion about the contours of the Second Amendment – less so on an internet forum – so, in the interest of comity, I’ll decline to take the bait here.

They why bring it up? Especially since it’s largely silent on the topic of self-defense?

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I’ve been farting around on internet forums for close to 40 years. I find it makes for friendlier discussion to – where possible, when it can be done without being overwrought – to flag where one is coming from. Since my views tend to be a bit different than others here on a number of issues, I think it’s in the interest of a friendlier BoingBoing to provide a little bit of throat-clearing to avoid what I fear I’ve manifested here with you. I apologize if you have received my framing as any sort discourtesy to you.

Again, I do not wish to open the door to pointless discussion about what rights the Second Amendment was intended to protect – there is a yawning gap between us about whether it’s germane here – and so I refer, as they say in Parliament, “to the answer I gave some moments ago.”

… it’s an actual photograph of Jeebus :face_with_monocle:

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That’s Shimmer desert topping.

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To be 100% clear, I was seriously hoping it wasn’t a photo of the wall behind the pulpit of some church somewhere, however please don’t say that too loud. The next thing you know these MAGAts will take that as true!

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Do we have any evidence that God isn’t an AI?

4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, 5 and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was human, 6 but each of them had four faces and four wings. 7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. 8 Under their wings on their four sides they had human hands. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and the wings of one touched the wings of another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved.

10 Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a human being, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. 11 Such were their faces. They each had two wings spreading out upward, each wing touching that of the creature on either side; and each had two other wings covering its body. 12 Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. 13 The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. 14 The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning.

15 As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. 16 This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like topaz, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not change direction as the creatures went. 18 Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around.

19 When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. 20 Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. 21 When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels.

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… I’m sorry but the sect I belong to does not believe in the same dessert topping :church:

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Ezekiel is my favorite book

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That is a genuine, coopted, deepfake AI-generated image. I only ever imagined utilizing AI to generate authentic representations of the teachings of Jesus, such as this–so close!

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'ceptin for… that dude’s white. :man_shrugging:t2:

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