Turning cheeks or bearing arms? Did Jesus really endorse gun ownership?

He could be in Abba.

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Yeah, I suppose this more authentic image could also be construed to represent our White Hispanic Jesús. But, then you could just point out that the quality and cleanliness of his robes are too pristine for his philosophy and methods….

By the way, I am literally enjoying a Florida Man Double IPA right now!

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Rev. Jorgensen told me that Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.

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Wasn’t Jesus a mechanic too? I guess if you are the immortal son of God you have plenty of time to do everything.

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