Two babies talking to each other on FaceTime


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If anyone speaks Baby, please provide a translation.
Really? It's pretty racist.


If anyone speaks Baby, please provide a translation.

Ellen DeGeneres did exactly that on her show yesterday.


Wait til he finds out his “friend” is just a picture.


pretty sure it’s:

. . . . . . . . . baby
. . . . . . . . . there’s a baby
you’re a baby
. . . . . . . . . you’re a baby
. . . . . . . . . baby
there’s a baby
. . . . . . . . . hey daddy, there’s a baby
. . . . . . . . . haaaaaaa


This is so irresponsible, they were obviously planning out how they’re going to stage an ‘accident’ for their parents and collect the huge life insurance claims to buy toys and puppies. Has anyone checked on these parents? I’m worried for their safety.


I know right? Only large humans can call each other Biggers. I’m pretty sure I heard the derogatory “toilet user” thrown in there a few times as well.


I’m pretty sure that’s, “I am preparing to eject foul smelling fluids from two or more orifices”, but perhaps that’s just the dialect I’m familiar with.


Who you lookin’ at?
No, who YOU lookin’ at?
No, who YOU lookin’ at?
You lookin’ at me?
No, you lookin’ at me?
Oh yeah, I’m lookin’ at you.
NO! I’M lookin’ at YOU.


I’m not fluent, but here’s what I heard:

Who’s on first?
No I’m on first!
No me!
Not daddy!
(something something ga ga ga, hard to translate this to English)

Then it was:
There you are being a baby!
No YOU’RE being a baby!
ha ha
So are you!


The dog in the background knows what they’re saying, but he’s not telling…


Can’t you hear? It’s Babylonian - an ancient, global language…


If anyone speaks Baby, please provide a translation.

We are Zogg.


“How are we going to survive the next 4 years?”


Sic Semper Parentis!


If anyone speaks Trump, please provide a translation.


Nobody has seen this? It’s like a scene from The Sims


This reminds me of when one of my nieces was about a year old. She was at the supermarket with my SIL, sitting in the kid’s seat of a shopping cart. Another mother came from the opposite direction with her own cart, which had a kid about the same age in it. The two kids spotted each other, gasped and pointed, and said “Baby!”.

I’m hearing a lot of “Baby!” in the video, and also “Doggy!”. But what’s fascinating to me is that they’re taking turns and repeating each other’s phrases, which is apparently really exciting to them!


My wife insists that @Otherbrother and I sometimes still revert to a mumbly twinspeak no one else can understand when we hang out. If that’s true I don’t realize when it’s happening though. Maybe it’s like Harry Potter speaking parseltongue.


Something something trade agreements something global revenue something something offshore accounts. Haaa!