U.K. Prime Minister Liz Truss resigns

I think for those pulling the strings “the underclass” being milked is a fairly broad swath. Perhaps approximately 99% of the population, whatever that translates to in £/year. Or maybe 99.9% of the population. Just depends on which particular wing of the party happens to be in charge, and which powerful interests have their ear and/or balls.

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https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/3153

This is the Bill currently on second reading in the House of Lords.

It’s not the only draconian piece of legislation they’re trying to ram through…

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Random next-up Tory: “I am grateful to my colleagues in the Conservative Party for this nomination to Prime Minister. I am honored by the confidence you have in me to set this ship of state on the right course. I just talked with the King, and he has accepted my resignation. It has been an honor to serve as your Prime Minister…”

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laysan albatross bird GIF by Monterey Bay Aquarium

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It would at least be a demonstration of the efficiency they falsely claim is their metier.

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Correspondingly, Jodie Whittaker’s tenure as Dr Who will have endured four PMs - that has to be a record, surely?

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But we could be re-running AD 193 or 238, it is only October.

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“Can we say ‘clusterfuck’, children? “I think we can”

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Huh. That’s right from the man himself, but I’d read that he lasted 23 days, so 44 days would be just under two scaramuccis.

Unless one of Mr. Scaramucci’s flaws is an inability to do arithmetic?

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I’d love to live in an independent Scotland in the future!

Seriously. It is one of the few places where an archaeologist with a Scandinavian/North Atlantic specialisation can conceivably work and I love Scotland. But I’m not moving to the UK.

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doctor who what GIF

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If they lose another PM, they’ll call a general election. The SNP, Labour, and Lib Dems are already calling for one.

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If the shenanigans go on long enough, could the king say fuck you, you’re not becoming prime minister yet again, Mr. Johnson, we’re dissolving parliament?

He can say whatever he wants

… and then if it’s not what Parliament wants to hear, there’s a “constitutional crisis” :grimacing:

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Feels a bit like a constitutional crisis if the country is ungoverned and ungovernable.

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Ah, that’s just a garden variety crisis

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OH, FUCK THE SAINTS!!!

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