U.S. Patent and Trademark Office doesn't like comfy balls

since this is boing boing, an old stand-by - banana hammock

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Just look at it…

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Nut Nest
Sack Saver

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nice nuts

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Pube tube

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SafeSacks
EggWarmer
ScroteTote
Bag Bag
Southern Snuggie
Nether Nest

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Comfticles

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I suppose “amazeballs” would be too close to the first try.

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The Juggler

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Totes amazeballs would be more of a description of the function than an actual product name…

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The Coddler

Ballet Valet

Easy peasy: Comfyba11s

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Kømfibåls

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Or, for that matter: Comfybaiis, ComfybaHs

Creative typography can do the rest

Reminding me of the DIY whiteboard I bought a couple of years ago from Whiteyboard. No surprise, now called Writeyboard.

Teste Neste

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a slogan!

Testicular Heaven.

FUUSPTO Shorts

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"LUGNUTS" or altenatively, "SnugNUTS"

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