Isn’t the photo actually Dick Cheney wearing a Balaclava?
Scrotum + Cradle = Scrādle
Scrotum + Hammock = Scrammock
oh, hey, I found the teaser-trailer!
I seem to remember reading that there was a single man who decides if things are acceptable at the trademark office.
Sack Up (alternatively Man-Up)
Happy Balls is already trademarked.
But I guess that’s not “vulgar” because it’s not underwear.
USPTO has no sense of humor, and always favors the big guys.
sadly, not as funny as the title would suggest
over the hip pebble strip
“four-stars”. like a fine hotel, there’s a nice-sized ballroom