U.S. Patent and Trademark Office doesn't like comfy balls

boing
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Isn’t the photo actually Dick Cheney wearing a Balaclava?

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SnugglyNutz

Squeezy Sheath

The Tuckbox

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Scrotum + Cradle = Scrādle
Scrotum + Hammock = Scrammock

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Testicklers

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WoolyWilly

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Ballfycoms

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oh, hey, I found the teaser-trailer!

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I seem to remember reading that there was a single man who decides if things are acceptable at the trademark office.

Snuggyjunk
Tacklebox
Fun Warmers

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Wonderballer
Snug Bro
Ball Bearer
Sack Up (alternatively Man-Up)

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The WonderBro?

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Shlomi’s Schling?

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BoneSling

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Toastes

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Happy Balls is already trademarked.

But I guess that’s not “vulgar” because it’s not underwear.

USPTO has no sense of humor, and always favors the big guys.

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#Drill-Powered Nut-Cracker

sadly, not as funny as the title would suggest

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over the hip pebble strip

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“four-stars”. like a fine hotel, there’s a nice-sized ballroom

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nether-nest!