U.S. Patent and Trademark Office doesn't like comfy balls

Broom.

Glad Nads

Nuggle Nuts

Ballroom would be a good name too.

Also if you add like a protective padding you could call it WallNuts

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The care bear lair… Too creepy?

Double standard, they let Duluth register “ballroom” pants and underwear.

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Dammit, I was gonna suggest “TestiCuddles”…

Budgie Unchained

“Honoré”.

Named - of course - for the French author, Balzac

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Arrgg you beat me to it… I was going to say:
Toasty Testes

Weenie Roaster

Sphammock
Nut Cozy
Orchid Pot
Sachels
Cuppers
Cool and Comfy
Jewel Bag
Family Pack/Package

Cup & Nuts
Man-grove
Ballistik
Balliant Briefs
Hmmm… Frank n’ Briefs? I dunno.
I also want to use a good Gibblet pun but i’m drawing a blank here.

LiftAndCelebrate

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Skroattote

SaxSac

Walnut Warmers

BerryBagger

Meh. Those are awful. Best just to print anchors and life vests on it and call it the
SeamanSav’r.

Yup. That is the one.

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crazy nutz

Them ain’t bananas. Unless yours are unusual.

Would it be allowed for a crushed velour aerobics ball?

Prev.
Snuggyjunk, too rash,
Snugglynuts, Snuggly sounds like the’re a pet,

I’m going with Snuggynuts.
or how bout plain ol CUP-O-NUTS

Chock full o’Nuts?

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