The Daily Fail ran a front page story on Saturday - PM says working from home doesn’t work.
Quoth Boris:
“In my experience, working from home involves making coffee, going to the fridge to hack off a piece of cheese, making another coffee before reluctantly returning to the laptop.”
Now, I’m sure I’m not the only person on the planet who is aware that No.10 is both the home and the workplace of said idiot.
So now we know what he’s been up to instead of pretending to run the country - dipping lumps of cheese in his effing coffee all day long.
Which, it has to be said, is not the British way, see: Top 5 Biscuits
