I hear that the island of St Kilda is available.
There was a Spitting Image sketch many years ago in which a concerned Elizabeth and Philip sent their son to govern Rockall, ostensibly to give him some experience in statesmanship but really to get him out of the press after he made a series of âgaffes.â Rockall was then shown to be a small cluster of rocks in the middle of the ocean, with Charles governing from a cheap-looking throne as the seagulls there (the only residents) poop on him.
The episode returned to the joke later to show us a dejected-looking Charles returning to his parents, absolutely covered in seagull poop:
âCharles? Why are you here and why arenât you governing Rockall?â
âAh yes. The Republic of RockallâŚâ
The birds there do worse things than poop on you.
Iâm pleased to learn that thereâs a technical term for my involuntary reaction upon seeing the coronation merchandise section of my local supermarket.
Why? Because police and politicians donât look at what works just across the border:
Didnât he just blame it all on âactivistâ civil servants?
What a cretin, good riddance. Now for the rest of them to resign, please.
They need to announce a general election before they all resign, otherwise we will end up with our third unelected prime minister in a year. I donât think Charlie will risk dissolving parliament on his own.
Are they attempting to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory?
Especially including Jews in her group of âwhite people who donât experience racismâ. Sunak just has to say âyebbut, Labourâs full of antisemitesâ in PMQs in response to Starmer for a few weeks, rather than defending this current mess.
Cool, Labour have gone from âreasonable concernsâ about trans people to ânot even a respected Black MP can talk about racism,â in about a week.
Some godawful mish-mash of a wet Junior School teacher trying to be a gentle Tory.
Yet Rosie Duffield and other TERs are STILL a Labour MP, as are all the anti-ziganists who openly boast about all their anti-traveller work.
The Labour party is irredeemable as long as Keir Starmer is leader. Jewish people are being used as a shield to defend against other bigotry. Actually, considering Keirâs habit of going to right wing xtian churches, I would not be surprised if he believes that all Jews will convert to xtianity so that the second coming will happen.
He certainly has a long list of people who donât really count.
Sheâs the wrong side of the bars, IMO.
They say nothing rhymes with orange.
Well, fockall rhymes with Rockall. Itâs yer karma, innit?
Orgreave was literally the first thing I thought of when I read that phrase.
