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Kwarteng second shortest-serving UK chancellor
It means Kwarteng is the second shortest-serving UK chancellor on record.
The shortest serving chancellor, Iain Macleod, died of a heart attack 30 days after taking the job in 1970.
Since 2019, the UK has had four chancellors, including Nadhim Zahawi who served the third shortest tenure with 63 days during a short-lived reshuffle under Boris Johnson, and Sajid Javid who served 204 days - the fourth shortest tenure on record.
So which other co-author of Britannia Unhinged will be chancellor now?
If you believe the UK is now Opposite Land then things make a touch more sense.
- Lettuce
- Liz Truss
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Funnyā¦ but also, depressing.
I laugh at electoral dysfunction abroad in order to provide a momentary distraction from the dread induced by electoral dysfunction at home.
Just a reminder-
This tweet is now Three elections, Four prime ministers, Six chancellors, a Brexit and a Sterling Crisis old.
But electoral dysfunction abroad also brings me existential dreadā¦ itās a lose/lose!!!
Jeremy Hunt enters the competition.
Oh the rhyme guy.
Iām sure that the press will get the Hancellors name right this time
Ah yes, the perfect candidate to calm the current tensions- the man who provoked the first ever general strike by NHS doctors.
Yeah, good old Ed, only slightly less of a wet sock than Starmer.
At least Ed doesnāt try to appease transphobes.
That picture looks like a deer in the headlights.
I was about to say the same thing!
āWait, Iām what now?ā
Saw your avatar and thought we were going to be gently reminded about not using his more fitting playground nameā¦
Hunt feels like a choice forced on Truss by the party to prevent them ousting her. As mediocre as he is, heās one of the few remaining grown ups in the party so most likely to calm the markets. I donāt think sheāll get to pick her economic policy any more.