Paying so much to be called #1 is totally #2.
One is the loneliest number for a reason.
Here in the US, congressbeings often have distinctive small-number plates, which makes it easy for injury trolls to identify them. Maybe anonymity is not a bad idea.
“Well, you’ll always be Number One in my book, honey!”
“Thanks, Number Seven Wife.”
I hope someone adds a % to the plate (with a grease pencil, so they don’t get their hands cut off if caught). That is, if he ever uses it in public.
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