Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/01/here-are-some-of-the-funniest.html
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I dunno… BLUE ME sounds like a reasonable one, but it looks like the jokers at the DMV approve this one.
Acquaintance of mine requested and got “CPLSPLS” meaning, to him, C++. He got rid of it after repeated embarrassment because others interpreted it as a request for group sex (couples please).
OH man, I can just see EVERY TIME he comes out of the grocery store someone standing by his car to give him their info…
How often do they reject truly innocuous plates just because somebody at the DMV has a dirty mind?
Well both the “BLUE ME” phrasing and the “A NU START” license plate are running gags from the least self-aware analyst/therapist in town.
I don’t get how 808B8D “looks similar to a text penis.” What am I missing?
(The “B8D” part does sound like a masturbation reference from Idiocracy, though.)
I simply repeat what I was told.
I live in the Maryland suburbs of Washington DC and have been told about the E=MC2 plate, but I’ve never seen it.
My favorites:
V1V2RT8
IIVI
One time I saw this (on an Acura NSX) and figured the guy was doing everyone a favor (i.e. avoid him like a sack of warm fecula)
2RCH4U
Some of the DMV’s interpretations are reaching.
A bunch of the no verdicts are just prudish.
A few are actually mildly offensive.
I doubt I would have been granted mine if anyone at the Texas DMV knew what it meant. Probably had a better chance of getting recognized and flagged for a no in California.
How much sadder it would be if after years of having that plate no one ever did.
I’ve seen it in person. I’m a motorcycle commuter so I slip through a lot of stopped traffic, and see a lot of plates.
GETNBSY was okay but TUNAFSH was not?
Arbitrary bureaucrats are arbitrary.
I feel like Asswipe (um, it’s “Oz-Wee-Pay”) Johnson works for the Cali DMV.
Perhaps I’m uncommonly thick today, but I can’t parse the first two. Huh?