What kid doesn’t love an artichoke?
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Well, on the plus side, it’s not racist.
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At least the ones in the UK try to be pleasant/funny. Niagara Falls goes straight for the creepypasta
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Why, if it isn’t Harry Balzac!
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The Greendale Mascot always reminded me of a 90s Australian TV character that was similarly designed to have no identifiable race or gender. Wonderfully progressive in theory. In practice…
Ron Mueck created it, who’s now better known for making massively oversized, hyperrealistic sculptures of people that are unnerving in a different way.
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That thing wasn’t meant to be cast-your-soul-into-the-abyss horrifying? What is wrong with Australia?
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This was my first thought.
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Since we scared our children into surrendering themselves to the void? Not much. Things are a lot quieter here now.
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I actually find it quite threatening. “I love you! Whether you want me to or not!”
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Mandatory The Onion Reference:
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What did they trade ZZ Top to get their mascot?
Or, rather than grousing about it, you could embrace the madness that is Gritty. Whatever’s more fun for you.
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Heh, I knew immediately what it was named for–Goat Island. (It’s in my stomping ground, as it were.)
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Is that a druid’s nightmare? 
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Does amuse me that Animal looks the most sane of the two…
Whilst eating a drumstick no less…
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