Unpleasant mascot introduced

[chrisbachmann]

[anon85905360]

Stop complaining and feed it the human flesh it demands

[MJones524]

Few mascots are as disturbing as AM/PM’s “Toomgis,” a living collection of junk food… that you can eat.

[Shuck]

The mascot is a horror-movie muppet, whereas the president is… Ok, yeah, you have a point.

[SocialMaladroit]

Since Gritty’s going to be skating around on ice all the time, with all that hair, he’s bound to get rather…moïst.

[Shuck]

That’s not Animal, 10 years post-retirement. That’s like the zombie version of Animal: vacant, consistent expression; wide, staring eyes; no nose.

[MrWoods]

It reminds me of this dude from “Wonder Showzen”

[anon73430903]

@mr_raccoon

Niagara Falls goes straight for the creepypasta

Club Tijuana got there first.

[DukeTrout]

@beschizza

Nah, this mascot is an accurate rendition of an actual hockey player:

[agies]

And it’s a good thing they went with the goat. Tonawanda is already Recycla-Bull:

[anon3072533]

I’ve been thinking about the garbage-eating goat statue in Spokane, Washington’s Riverside Park

Garbage Eating Goat-Statue - Explore Washington State

[GiantRobotPilot]

[FGD135]

[euansmith]

I guess it could be a deep-fried thistle.

[anon62577920]

He looks like a fanatic

[larrycovey]

I think the Flyers should have a little more respect for our Commander-in-Chief. To caricature him as a sports mascot is highly offensive.

[fuzzyfungus]

I assume it can assume the form and face anyone it feeds on; at least long enough to find a fresh host?

[austintx]

Obvious to me:

[anon78706664]

You’re right, there’s really only one solution here…

[agies]