were they fighting over the arm rest?
If your car has automatic seatbelts, you don’t even have to have an airbag! /s
You shouldn’t need a fucking ‘warning’, dumbass. You knew the rules & you chose to ignore them.
Piss off, fuckwit.
I hope they fine the hell out of you & put on a no-fly list.
Hang a staple gun next to the sign.
Do Your Own Research!
Maybe airplanes should have some sort of holding cell.
Bonus: captain gets to say “throw 'em in the brig”.
ULDs are pretty sturdy; you could just pick the size that your interpretation of the 8th amendment dictates and equip it with environmental controls and an externally locking door.
I’m disappointed that this is about some damn stupid anti-mask types, instead of two unruly airplanes in love.
Airbus A380, oh Airbus A380, wherefore art thou Airbus A380…
But maybe that’s just Frontier. Spirit would probably use packing tape. Ouch!
And charge them by the inch.