were they fighting over the arm rest?
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If your car has automatic seatbelts, you don’t even have to have an airbag! /s
You shouldn’t need a fucking ‘warning’, dumbass. You knew the rules & you chose to ignore them.
Piss off, fuckwit.
I hope they fine the hell out of you & put on a no-fly list.
Same here.
Hang a staple gun next to the sign.
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Do Your Own Research!
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Maybe airplanes should have some sort of holding cell.
Bonus: captain gets to say “throw 'em in the brig”.
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ULDs are pretty sturdy; you could just pick the size that your interpretation of the 8th amendment dictates and equip it with environmental controls and an externally locking door.
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I’m disappointed that this is about some damn stupid anti-mask types, instead of two unruly airplanes in love. 
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Airbus A380, oh Airbus A380, wherefore art thou Airbus A380…
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But maybe that’s just Frontier. Spirit would probably use packing tape. Ouch!
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And charge them by the inch.
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