Vanilla ISIS needs snacks

Maybe the animals will start hunting them.

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Ooooh
I like the cut of your jib!

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That’s brilliant. Screw the loud noises or annoying music, just set up a ring of pit BBQ around the complex with giant fans to blow the delicious smells there way.

I’ll give them 18 hours before they surrender to brisket and coleslaw.

Edit
Of course after they surrender the real confrontation begins.

“Did you use liquid smoke!!??”
“Theres too much cumin in the dry rub!”
“Choice brisket!? You used choice!?”

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open flames with a ring of fans, what could possibly go wrong right!

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  1. There are a lot of preppers out there.

  2. I know people in construction that have things like generators and pneumatic pumps etc for work in their trucks.

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Think of their colons. Send Dried Broccoli Flowerets & Dried Butternut Squash!

If we’re going Japanese, how about Kyary Pamyu Pamyu:

Pon Pon Pon 24/7

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Not privatize. Use without cost or responsibility.

Use up without cost or responsibility. Chop down the trees, churn up the soil with cow hooves, reduce teh stream banks to naked mud, cover everything with cow flops.

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No one knows what that one means
 except that some men like to wear panties in weird ways. And fishnets. They like fishnets.

If they like it, let them indulge.

Fishnets can be surprisingly practical, from what I heard, as they trap air and under other clothes it can apparently provide quite some degree of thermal insulation. Should try.

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Wow. Daniel Brewer must not have gotten to the New Testament.

If they want blood, make sure it's[sic] theirs[sic] my brothers and Sisters

I’m sure he’s completely unfamiliar with Mark 12:17: “And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

And also Matthew 5:39: “But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.”

And finally Matthew 26:52: "“Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.”

For how often these morons call on their good ol’ boy jesus to help them kill people, they seem not to have paid much attention to what the guy has purportedly said.

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That’s what I was thinking!

Also, if you weren’t initially involved, soliciting supplies also makes them accessories. Good thing he posted his address. I’m sure a SWAT team will be at the house across the street from him in short order, throwing flashbangs into his neighbor’s baby’s bassinet or something. Maybe killing the neighbor’s dogs. Local police SWAT of course. Nobody actually qualified to storm a building.

There’s no such thing as too much cumin.

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You know, musically, I don’t find this obnoxious. Visually, I find it rather irritating. They video producer/editor didn’t bother cutting on the beat, which is just
 Blasphemy.

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20 to 1 odds they’re climate change deniers who sincerely believe that the earth can’t be abused. Because it says in the bible says the earth was made specifically for man. So anything humans do to it is already factored into the plan.

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And their god can fix it in an instant if there really is a problem.

And it doesn’t matter anyway because Armageddon is coming.

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Preach it, sister!

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So
 Arm-uh-gettin-outa-here?

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