Video: gang of green extraterrestrials attack two women on NYC subway

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Um…

the warriors cinema GIF

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As @anon61221983 points out, the Baseball Furies may be better armed. Perhaps Mummenschanz would be a worthy adversary?

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I think we’re dating ourselves by our references here! :grimacing: :smile:

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“And when I swing my bat, don’t think I’ll miss like Baseball Furies”-- Dilated Peoples

The thing about the Furies, they weren’t that tough in the film. Sure, they looked sinister with that makeup and all, but they basically got shown up by a gang who didn’t even have baseball bats.

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It escalated and victims were [pushed and punched and then they were robbed of their phones, credit cards, wallet, and personal items…

Come on now, everyone knows you don’t mess with Martians, that’s like 1st grade stuff.

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Man, the Martians have really gone into a slump since The War of the Worlds. Back then they had fighting machines, heat rays, black smoke, the works. They had a credible shot at taking over the whole planet. Now they’re reduced to beating up random chicks on the subway and stealing iPhones? That’s just sad.

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These must be sisters of Charlie Day’s Green Man from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

its always sunny in philadelphia happy dance GIF

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Re: The Police Commissioner’s Voice on the train…

Scared Not Cool GIF by Rooster Teeth

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Is this a chaotic version of the Red Hat Society? (Red Hat Society - Wikipedia) I’m here for it.

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Ok, so the outfits were weird, but this was gang robbery and assault. did that point get lost along the way?

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Go home, New York City, you’re drunk.

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Doesn’t stop it being funny.

so, people getting robbed and assaulted is funny? Cool, cool…

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Is GTA bleeding into real life?

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It’s traditional.

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Wow, you’d think the chances of anything like this happening would have to be a million to one.

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Yipyipphone

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The Lizzies were way more bad ass, that’s for sure.

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