Video: Lauren Boeber confuses wonton and wanton

Originally published at: Video: Lauren Boeber confuses wonton and wanton | Boing Boing

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i, for one, welcome our murderous dumpling overlords!
may the noodly goodness of our fair FSM protect us all in the coming wanton wonton whack-a-thon.
edit to correct my own stupid typo. d’oh!

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Wonton killing, the kind of family-style genocide that leaves you wanting more within an hour after you’ve partaken of it.

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Way to give dim sum of that trademark Boebert ignorance!

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They have so many issues with food. I think therapy is in order.

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Dim Boebersum

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perhaps a nice, soothing ramen bath!

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First evidence that this christofascist moron knows anything about any other culture than god, guns, and marryin’ the first guy who shows you his junk in a bowling alley.

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What a silly little soup dumpling.

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I found the poipatraitor
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Between MTG’s “Gazpacho Police” and Boebert’s “wonton killings” the modern GQP sure does seem to have a mighty powerful fear of appetizers.

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“Foreign” appetizers.

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Wait, what? It doesn’t make sense either way!

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Different culture but reminds me of this old favorite:

What do you call a food fight at an Indian restaurant?

Naan violence.

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yeah, needs a comma after “envy”, and just the right translation of Romans 1:29-30

And then all hell broke loose: rampant evil, grabbing and grasping, vicious backstabbing. They made life hell on earth with their envy, wanton killing, bickering, and cheating.

and yes, that does rather sound like the modern republican party in action

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groans I see you are trying to curry favor here.

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Yes, I remember the time they rebranded deep-fried potatoes to avoid any possible association with France.

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And egg-soaked fried bread, though that got less media.
What silly, petty people the Repubs put into office. :roll_eyes:

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