Video: Trump asks Melania to 'smile' during today's fascist photo op

Or a Clara Petacci outcome.

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Yesterday, a posed photo with a “bible”.
Today, a posed photo with a “wife”.

What will tomorrows photo prop be?

Just to be clear my use of quotes and the word prop is to indicate how Impeached President is using them and not my personal views on the bible or women.

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A soul?

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And if they like milk, it’s PROFA-Lactic.

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I’m expecting a dog tomorrow and maybe a random baby or apple pie the day after. Just going to cycle through politician tropes hoping he doesn’t fuck up each one.

[Voice-over] He will.

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imagine how toxic the penalties must be in her prenuptial after all his previous failed marriages and bankruptcies

doubt she can even divorce after whitehouse, she’ll probably just get her own house in another state, unless of course there are terms about her having to live with him

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Sorry, Don Jr. He’s just not that into you.

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My first thought was that she’s hiding bruises. It was a cloudy, gloomy day all day here in the DC area. There was no need for sunglasses.

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He’ll want a rifle at some point to look like a strong man, and will probably be filmed looking down the barrel to see if it is loaded.

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I would expect to see him with a soul before I see him with a dog. As for a baby…

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Can we get him with the eagle again?

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Maybe he can show Dan Quayle how to hold a rocket launcher.

It’s an election year, sacrifices must be made babies must be sacrificed. :wink:

The Eagle won’t miss the target this time.

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Immediately thought of this great clip from the Freaks n’ Geeks intro.

Bill Haverchuck

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Who wears the pants in that family!

I almost felt sorry for her for a split second, then I remembered she deserves him.

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Peter Serafinowicz’s Robot Melania

Times were simpler back then, weren’t they?

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My guess is a military jacket posing in the driver’s seat of a military vehicle.

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First time through I didn’t see the word “up” and was incredibly satisfied.

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As a Philadelphian, let me remind you, the Eagles did not want to come to the white house.

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