“Pssst. Smile, damn it.”
“I don’t know this word, smile.”
“Expression #3.”
“Well, why didn’t you say so?”
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I always got the vibe of “Standing at Macy’s perfume counter looking at the underpaid older lady who can’t retire because $$ and wondering when the heck is she going to finish up with that other beoch and help me”. Unlike her husband, I doubt she’s ever eaten at a McDonalds. I bet the name itself just pisses her off. Man, I can’t wait for the estate fights. That’s gonna be one helluva court battle.
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I do not want anything from Jeffrey Epstein to sink in, thank you.
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It was getting kind of crowded in there anyways:
All the 5 year olds I’ve known.in the last 20 years are much better people tham trump. Better impulse control too.
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You’re not alone in thinking that. Not sure if that’s helpful or not, but there it is.
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Since “amoral” means “without morals” you can just refer to him as an “asoul” like I do! 
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Stepford in the front, Westworld in the back.
Never a dog. He’s scared of them. I mean, there’s a long list of things he’s scared of, but dogs are close to the top of the list.
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But he’s old and enfeebled in multiple ways, and she’s much younger. Be patient.
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I didn’t know that. I assumed he just didn’t like them because they can see his true form.
Maybe he can get Spicer to wear a dog suit?
Or they could green screen in a dog and have him pretend to interact with it since he such a great actor who would know? /s
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This year has had scenes from The Stand and The Dead Zone, why can’t we have a little Cujo?
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You’ve both inspired my next photoshop venture. Hopefully today. 
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I’ll give you the first one.
The second one…I’ve gone through 2 5y/o girls. It’s a toss-up.
I do think we should give 45 one of those cool Snowcrash tats on the forehead, though
“Poor impulse control”
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We would need more space for all that Trump has done.
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That would give Spicer a chance to hump the boss’s knee. Kewl.
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Wouldn’t be the first time, I am pretty sure.
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I haven’t seen that movie or read that book in years… the ending of the book is far more grim than the movie…
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I would watch that with the sound off and subtitles on.
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