Visitor from Planet Zoltron crushes police car


Who gets to form the head?


Probably thought the cop car was from the crappy roller skating vehicle Voltron.

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Aggravated Assault? Really?

The effects of oxygen on the Zoltroni brain.


In traditional legal use, assault is" the act of putting another person in reasonable fear or apprehension of an immediate battery by means of an act amounting to an attempt or threat to commit a battery." (Black’s Law Dictionary). Why then do we say “sexual assault” when, by traditional usage, we ought to be talking about “sexual battery.” Beats me. There must be some history behind that choice.

Are they sure this guy isn’t a High Elf?


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