Walmart sells the Hellraiser puzzle cube as a children's STEM toy

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Originally published at: Walmart sells the Hellraiser puzzle cube as a children's STEM toy | Boing Boing

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That page is apparently down now.

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Somebody opened it?

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Dammit they lied! They have no sites to show me!

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They are still selling the Lament configuration, but I see no ads aimed at children and parents.

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Low, low prices on interdimensional pain and damnation. Special Black Friday sale, coming soon.

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The blackest of all Fridays, no doubt. In the hardware dept. bulk chain is 1/2 off, too!

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“We have such sights to show you children ages 6-10.”

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I knew we were living in the post-truth era, but I didn’t realize we were post-satire as well.

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Who could refuse their sales pitch?

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Looks like a hell’ava lot of fun.

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I’m can still see the page, but Walmart have sold out of them.

[With Gold Metallic Foil Design] The configuration lock puzzle highly restores the movie character props. The highly detailed face panel is made with a smooth gold metallic foil (not etched brass) so shiny you can see a reflection in them.
[Early Educational] The configuration puzzle cube can move and change shape like in a movie. It can be an educational toy to help children build self-esteem and confidence, develop spatial awareness, train memory skills, and exercise hand-eye coordination.
[2-in-1 Functions] This configuration puzzle box fits anywhere in the living room, bedroom, which is consistent with your decoration style, harmonious. Also can provide hours of entertainment while you’re worrying or taking a break.
[Durable PVC Material] The configuration lock puzzle is made of high-quality PVC materials, durable and sturdy, rugged and wear-resistant, has a long service life.
[Great Gift] The decorative configuration puzzle cube is suitable as a great gift for boys and girls on Christmas, Halloween, birthdays, New Year.

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Reminds me of the Alien action figure I had when I was 11 years old. The toy gave me nightmares.

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They’re easy to find elsewhere.

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Be sure to add an Ouija board to help with the kids’ spelling skills.

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I like the Octonauts playset just innocently sitting in the results

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I’ve probably posted this before, but I do enjoy directing people over to Tom Smith. He makes stopping by that little store seem like so much fun.

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I mean sure, Cenobite invasion for 2023, why not?

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