Warren-Sanders Democrats vs Oprah: "One billionaire president in a decade is going to be plenty for us"

Inexperience vs a financially beholden politician?

Trumpf isn’t pretty or charismatic enough to be Zaphod. Maybe more like a marionette of Zaphod, one that triggers your uncanny valley reflex and has shitty hair glued on?

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The best persons to run a gouverment are boring technocratic buerocrats. But no body really wants that.

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There’s a difference between threatening to abstain and actually abstaining.

Besides, after four decades of hopelessness, having a last chance snatched away at the final moment is enough to make many throw up their hands in despair; at that point, it was fair to say game over, we’re all fucked in the end no matter what, and that’s just from looking at one single problem that business as usual won’t tackle, never mind a long list of others.

“Unsatisfied” by business as usual doesn’t begin to cover it; try ‘strangled’ or something.

One good thing about Il Douche: he makes it very hard to ignore how broken the system is.

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Indeed. Why, she’s not even truly scottish.

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Yeah. Something tells me there’s probably a third option out there somewhere.

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The last non-incumbent Democrat over 60 to win the White House was James Buchanan in 1856.

When Dems run old people they lose.

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Yes, Cory. Prior to that single speech, nobody really knew much about this Oprah woman. Certainly nobody had ever thought to get her into politics.

Now let’s see the snark you have for Chelsea Manning running as a Senator… Oh, wait.

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Remember however rather than a orange oligarch in charge of the universe it was a hermit in a fishing shack.

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Look you try drinking three Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters in a row and maintaining a non gelatinous state.

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Think about this…

What about Tom Cruise 2020!?

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Orange oligarch in this case is the figurehead. “Will sign anything we put in front of him” has been in the news a few times.

But yes, I would vote fishing hermit in '20 if it was an option.

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Rice wants to be her running mate.
Being just some shitty fiction writer makes her qualified.

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He is if you’re a racist.

Which face are you talking with?

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I’m surprised nobody has brought up The Rock - also poised for electoral success in 2020:

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A good example of how presentation means a lot

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This is The Rock, front row, listening to Oprah:

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For Oprah (or the Rock or any other celebrity) to assume the role of US President with no prior political office is pure selfish arrogance. If they have never crafted legislation of any kind or worked in partisan politics, to reach for the highest level political position in the world without any humble demonstration of how the political system works is an insult to the voters. Oprah please try to be a state legislator or a city mayor at the very least first to prove you care more than just “being the President”. It is an affront to not even try for anything else politically first.

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My pick for 2020? Duckworth. Checks a lot of boxes in that regard.

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If almost every politician from both major parties wasn’t such a corporate sellout, maybe young people would have some enthusiasm for voting.

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