"Warrior Poet" performs an ode to breasts and bodily autonomy, except when it comes to implants

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Conspirituality

This is a new term for me, but I really like it to describe the phenomenon of crunchy, vaguely lefty New Age “wellness” woo-peddling conspiracism.

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It’s been used on BoingBoing before and you’ve definitely see it.

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Must have missed it. But I’ve noted it now and really like it.

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I bet this guy thought his high school creative writing was genius and really deep.

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They’re coming out of the woodwork:

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Creepy dude getting paid to objectify women is just traditional duding.

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You’re not helping.
Did you think you were helping?
You weren’t.

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Fucking gross, dude.

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We should require a Jr High graduation certificate to post here.

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That was worth the read, thank you!

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Nailed it. RMNOR is halfway to a decent folksong if you get rid of the dogwhistles, but then it wouldn’t have gone viral.

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I guess he likes women of a certain… caliber?

austin powers breast GIF

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Lemme stop you right there. So no one else has to, I watched that whole minute or so of garbage and report back that it is patriarchal trash.

[insert shocked/not shocked gif of your choosing.]

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to get the full effect of the rhythmic cringe-fest, you really need to hear him recite it.

No Thank You Reaction GIF

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