How about a 55 gallon drum of lube?
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Easy there, amigo; at least it wasn’t a lengthy, voluminous wall of needlessly condescending and boorish text, for once.
Obligs;
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Two here.
Anchovies as canned (super salty, which they aren’t as they come out of the ocean) will quickly overpower a pizza. Diced up and spread out, or a careful eating strategy (trying to get just a little fish on each bite) is what is needed to make them good on pizza. But good it is! At least if you are that kind of person that will eat sardines right out of the can, without crackers or anything.
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Are y’all physically in the same room, at the same time?
No?
Then you are both ‘that guy’… and neither one of you is likely to eat 96 pizzas, even between the two of you.
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Oh, I thought you were referring to the Anchovies, and not the math nitpicking.
I will happily accept derision for either, but was just inviting derision for my pizza topping choices.
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A Christian white supremacist youth camp, probably already has that. You know how those Bible Thumper types are around children.
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He also teamed up with other alt-tighty-whitey groups to arrange surveillance and violent attacks against his political enemies
[Why the hell do I have to read the Guardian to get important American news? What happened to journalism? Why do I ask rhetorical questions?]
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It’s amazing how little the Scrotesman Review had about this stuff.
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My brother-in-law used to call it the Socialist Review. WTF? He wasn’t very bright. Where he got that I don’t know since he never read anything apart from the sports section. He didn’t even know that they endorsed George Bush the younger, but damn he did have his opinions. He dearly loved to drop political turds on the Thanksgiving table every year.
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I grew up in the Tri-Cities. We got the SR along with the Tri City Herald which wasn’t much for journalism and wasn’t big enough to line a good-sized cat box.
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Sounds about as informative as the local network news. They don’t talk about Mr. Shea any more than can avoid, either.
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Washington State has been hardcore rightwing paranoia for quite awhile. Anyone not in Seattle hates Seattle. Back in my days, we had black helicopters looking to create an International Park and take away the guns. This probably helps him get re-elected, been a long time since a black helicopter sighting, something must be up.
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See also Markwayne Mullin …
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It’s really pathetic how easily programmed and polarized the vitriolic internet has made us. So binary. We’re being turned into black and white pawns.
Just had a look at Matt Shea’s Wikipedia page. It’s the most insane one I’ve ever seen. Whoever made the update should be congratulated.
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Why do you guys keep referring to anchovies as “punishment?” They are a salty, fishy delight! And why would you subject the poor anchovies to such an ignominious fate? Honestly, can a salt cured bait fish get no respect around here? 
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What in the Hell is happening to America?
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The nasty worms of society emerged into the sunshine, and found the process covered by the media. Shame took a backseat to celebrity.
It’s been happening for a while.
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That is the $20,000,000 question, and we may get at least a partial answer in 2020.
Edited for typos, cause I haven’t had enough coffee…
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The rich, the preachers, and the racists got together and rat-fucked the rest of us.
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We’re crawling forward, just very slowly. The presence of race warrior bible camps isn’t new. It was part of the America of decades ago, but we’ve made enough progress to turn and point to it and say, damn dude that’s messed up. We’ve had Nazis and Klansman in the streets for ages, but now people are turning up to say it isn’t okay. What’s happening is that the rock has been turned over and we have to face the rot we’ve been living with.
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