Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/08/watch-10000-maggots-devour-a.html
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Watch 10,000 maggots devour a pizza, if you dare
Was this study funded by the magazine?
Or a government grant?
Was it double cheese, thick crust?
Or thin ‘n’ crispy white pizza?
Pick Up or Delivered?
Papa John’s, Dominoes or local?
Details matter…
Enquiring minds want to know!
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Well, it’s no NIN “Hurt” video, but it was OK.
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One time I found a mass of maggots on the concrete of our small deck. I was like, WTF? It didn’t appear to be on anything, just a big mass of 50 or so.
Sir Yes Sir!
Ooo Rah!
Sir Right Away Sir!
Ooo Rah!
Sir I am a Maggot Sir!
Ooo Rah!
(to be clear, I’m not making fun…I’m a vet. myself)
Not a vet here, but I didn’t intend any insult, either. Tough to riff off “maggots” and “pizza” and have it make sense.
Oh geeze, I’m sure hoping you know
no one thinks that! WTH?
It was perfect!
I myself was making sure folks
knew I wasn’t making fun, either!
We’re just a couple of sensitive slobs, heh?