Watch 10,000 maggots devour a pizza, if you dare

They are going to have so many flies.

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It’s a figure of speech,
not a real insult!
Just. To. Be. Clear.

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Aren’t maggots
Pre-Flies?

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That’s cheating!

They totally gave the maggots a head start! They should make the flies do their job!

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10,000 maggots - Because the Night Belongs to Larvae

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Maggots! How do they work?

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I am really glad I just finished the pizza I ordered.

If I had seen that headline before I started eating I think I would have thrown the thing in the garbage.

Also- Maggot Fountain would make a great pornogrind band name

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Even eels love pizza:

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I don’t know, that doesn’t look like more than 9400 maggots to me. They did a great job, nonetheless.

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I wanna know how many flies were blown to make this maggot porn?

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This research was done by a friend of mine. I have met those maggots.

I am so very proud that they made it to boing boing.

That is all. Thank you.

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I read it wrong too and was significantly less excited once I realized my error.

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I imagine the grubs are used for bird or reptile feed. I keep chickens and if one dies i put it in a bucket and turn it into grubs.

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Did you look up to see where they fell from?

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They could have at least told us how big it was and if there was extra cheese.

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It’s like they designed pizza to be a near ideal match to the (late 20th century) food pyramid, including the order on top of the bread base.
1992foodpyramid

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It mostly looks like tv static with the crappy youtube video compression.

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image https://66.media.tumblr.com/871d67882c94e2494ebc08b4a3ff25ee/tumblr_ot7jiySGto1qmob6ro1_400.gif

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Fell from??
Eeeeeewwww
didn’t think of that!

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In new Zealand, the eels do not shriek and tend to prefer pizza to princesses. Doesn’t make the sight of them in a feeding frenzy any less scary.

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