We used to call it cat chess. Small back garden, 3 cats (ours and two neighbouring ones), sitting around conspicuously ignoring each other… we never did figure out the rules or what the moves meant (usually slow nonchalant strolls, and the occasional glance backwards).
Then every now and then it would turn into the classic cartoon ‘yowling spitting ball of cats rolling down the path’. Checkmate!
Next time, just bring a laser pointer.
Yep, that’s why you see people with pet cheetahs and not jaguars. 
You can also domesticate them, but they don’t reproduce well in those conditions.
As I understand it, cheetahs have trouble reproducing in general, due to being astonishingly inbred critters.
Disclaimer: you might need a chair or a smallish stepladder to stand on in order to apply the clamp on larger cats.
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