Most useful information on Boing ever.
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They infect the Qarens with their tears 
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And I call stolen T-shirt valor — that shark has never participated in a 5K Fun Run.
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Yeah, no. I don’t need to see and hear that shit either.
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I don’t think Karen has participated in fun…ever.
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I dunno. I think there actually is a subclass of karen that goes to sporting events and extracts the fun from them. Maybe that’s more her angle.
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And why do I suspect that if the story was innocent white lady was walking her dog when a ferocious and unhinged black lady started yelling in her face for no reason, the cops would be down there in an instant with three cars and guns drawn?..
You know, cartoons lied to me. I was always told that, in the alternate/evil reality, everyone had a goatee or whatever those little lower lip patches are called, where their “good universe” versions were clean shaven. But… most people here do not seem to have goatees.
(exception: Guy Fieri. I’ve always suspected deep evil from him.)
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“Soul patch”. Ugh.
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I vote “feces.” So very appropriate.
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Florida is the America of America.
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Isn’t Florida a “Stand Your Ground” state? Couldn’t Ty have simply stated that she was “feeling threatened” when the Karen came over and got in her face? Couldn’t she have legally opened a can of whup-ass on that Karen to protect herself? If you can legally kill someone in that situation in Florida, shouldn’t that indicate that it is an incident that warrants police interest?
Oh wait. I forgot that Ty is a black woman in Florida. Never mind.
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Wait? How is this not a criminal act? I mean, it’s gonna depend on jurisdiction but in most place I’ve lived, acting in a physically intimidating manner like this would be some kind of misdemeanor, even if it wouldn’t be pursued.
Also I wonder if this was a stand your ground state? I don’t agree with stand your ground laws as they’re written, but I wonder how proponents would feel about a woman of colour claiming them.
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Pure unadulterated 100% genuine White Privilege.
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But didn’t South Park clarify that Evil Alt-Universe Goatee’d types would actually be good if their counterpart in our universe was already evil?
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…agree completely and actually I was hopeful, because BB didn’t publish as much “Karen”-videos as they used to. But they are still labeled as “mostly wonderful things” in the filing system, I guess.
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It means Karen needs to learn box wine is a poor pairing with meth and chicken tenders.
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I, for one, would like to thank Ty for making cell phones a thing.
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You know darn well that Karen doesn’t pick up after her dog either!
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