Watch: Angry kangaroo punches paraglider as soon as he lands

The mutant menace is real!

Sweet dreams.

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Those are still way less scary than a red kangaroo. Especially since I refuse to believe the bull is not 'shopped.

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They really need to keep that Super Soldier Serum under lock and key.

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Just don’t give them any type of weaponry… or a tank.


They tend to mob up.

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This is so Australian, i love everything about this.

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I love that movie (and comic).

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… insert “only in America” trope…

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That bull can’t even button it’s own shirt.

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They also come in a wide variety of heights. Some of them scary.

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That sums it up perfectly.

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Good lord, it’s the Australian FLIPPER!

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I wonder if the buff kangaroo had myotonic hypertrophy…

I know it’s probably anthropomorphizing on my part, but there’s something inherently funny about the Tigger-like bounciness of kangaroos when they’re being assholes.

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Does this mean I shouldn’t expect the kangaroo that punched me to whip out a crying towel from its pouch, hand it to me, then say, “Boo frickin’ hoo”?

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It probably depends on the season. You should ask your getting hit by a kangaroo instructor for conditions in your area.

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Thanks. More websites for this service than I thought.

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If this were the 80s, I would have said those animals look buff.

Damn! Got in late again. Must read all posts. Must! Read! All!

I think the kill-bot crazy military should rethink non-human weaponry.

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I bet there was an elephant nearby egging the kangaroo on.

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I wanted to go to Australia at some point, but was undecided b/c too many venomous and poisonous critters lurk there for stupid me.

Then came the pics of Roger, above.

Now I’m pretty sure I’m not going.

Sidenote: two friends of mine have been to Australia in the naughties. Working in a NP. One of their tasks was killing roos which, during a very long dry spell, would enter mudholes, get stuck and get beyond any chance of recovery. They still don’t like to talk about it much, and confessed having nightmares. I was tempted for a very short moment to show them those pics… but then, they are friends, not mortal enemies.

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He roo’d the day.

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