Watch as Presidential burger recipients note the absurdity

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Someone will never be disappointed.

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It’s as in “Thank you, sir, may I have another!”

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I meant the Animal House version, but the Oliver version works, too.

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“No no, I said I wanted fash-food.”

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Plus you hear a Texas accent saying “God Dog, where’s the Whataburgers?”

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I’m shoving McDonald’s fries in my mouth before I even get out of the drive-thru. They’re only good when they’re hot, and they’re only hot for 5 minutes or so. The burgers maybe last 15 before they’re cold congealed lard. There’s no way any of this food was good. MAYBE the pizza, since they at least deliver those in keep-hot bags.

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I agree. Coldness was the best reason to put the food back on the table, with the second-best reason being numb existential despair.

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I thought he was saying, “it’s dessert!”
Like, in reply to someone picking up a McDonald’s “apple pie” and wondering wtf it is.

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Meanwhile:

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If there was one where he’s setting the fire, whilst also giggling and masturbating, that would be more accurate.

(edit: please do not actually illustrate this anyone I just ate)

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can I put that back on the table as I have had more than enough lately.

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"however that may be a southern accent repeatedly hailing “Thank you, sir!”

… or they could be saying, “Bless his heart…”

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I’m lovin’ it!

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Well, the school’s colors are Orange and White…

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