Maybe this is fantasy theme song:
Watch: Confused pastor gives homophobic sermon with one very odd line: "Heroes have calloused knees"
“These people are crazy!” - Probably the Rev. Jim Jones
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Maybe he thinks the action happens on a trapeze in mid-air.
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That’s a helluva lot of Freudian projection to unpack, there.
And indeed, some people are most definitely NOT getting invited to the family reunion…
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Gaaaah quick hand me the bleach! No not the Trump one, the other!
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So how long before this guy is caught trying to pay an underage male prostitute with an Arby’s coupon?
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“Isn’t about time you get some blood on your sword? Cursed be the man that keepeth his sword from blood”
Dude, do you even New Testament?
Christ, “What an Arsehole!”
Instead of giving this bell-end coverage, how about the more Christian Rev Ed Trevors?
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I wonder what Pastor Spell would make of K-Pop idol Siwon from Super Junior, who is notorious for indulging in “skinship” on stage despite being an outspoken conservative Christian.
When asked how he feels about male actors portraying sexually ambiguous roles, Choi, who acknowledged himself as a conservative and devout Christian answered, “I will respectfully refuse any such offers. While I respect all genders, I do not wish to acknowledge homosexuals as I have been taught that God created Man and Woman with specific characteristics and duties.”
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Never trust a preacher who has a fake name like that.
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Christ, what an asshole.
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Tony “Spell”??? Sounds like WITCHCRAFT to me!
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Christ himself might agree
Amen and pass the ammunition (figurative, of course)
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“Don’t forget what your knees are for” is a saying that occasionally shows up in country songs. I guess my mind is always in the gutter because I misinterpret it at first.
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There’s a church where it’s not figurative.
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I am so high. I can hear heaven
I am so high. I can hear heaven
Whoa, but heaven
No heaven don’t hear me
And they say that a hero can save us
I’m not gonna stand here and wait
I’ll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as we all fly away
Someone told me love would all save us
But how can that be, look what love gave us
A world full of killing, and blood-spilling
That world never came
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Of course, hours and hours of hot, sweaty praying.
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It must be manly!
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There’s no meaningful difference between jihadists and christian dominionists.
They both reject self governance in favor of religious caliphate.
They just have different color schemes on the uniform.
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