Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/17/watch-kfc-shows-us-how-to-mak.html
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I’m sure this has already been added to #45’s menu.
Hold the celery, I’ll have a mashed potato and stuffing garnish instead.
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A “gravy mary” sounds…wrong, somehow. Like porn actor slang or something.
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No. I will not. 
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I’m game: needs decent Vodka, obviously, but even then it wouldn’t come close to the Bloody Mary I was served in Boulder a few years back… Bacon as garnish. Bacon. As garnish. Bacon.
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I applaud the bartender’s understanding of centres of gravity 
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If by “gravy” they mean that jellied brown goop in a styro cup, it’s a hard HARD pass from me.
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Ever since bacon and ice cream became a thing, my concern for people drawn to these revolting combinations of sweet and savory has reached a critical level.
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I hurled.
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Goddammit America.
This is why you are fat!
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But much like bacon, gravy makes everything better.
Sometimes when I get a bad cold the only thing I want to eat is KFC gravy. Now a days I can make a pretty good imitation of it at home.
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I’ll have mine virgin, in a pint glass, served hot.
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I’m of the ‘no such thing as too much gravy’ school but even so… nope. Nah. No no no.
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Wavy Gravy = Poutine With Curly Fries
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Sorry to spoil it for you, but click through: this abomination is the creation of KFC UK.
