Originally published at: Watch: Murderer escapes Pennsylvania prison with quick crab-like vanishing act (video) | Boing Boing
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My understanding is that another man escaped that prison in the same way a very short time ago, though that guy was observed and recovered immediately. Might be time for someone to start a prison remodeling show for HGTV. Capitalism porn, crossed with carceral/LE porn, throw in a dash of reality TV drama. Peak TV!
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I’ve read that was the second time someone escapes the same way from this prison…
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The Brazilian press said His famíly probably assisted His breakout.
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Easily the most alarming Cirque du Solitary* act EVER.
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*I kid, but solitary confinement is very, VERY bad.
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Authorities would do well to monitor “American Ninja Warrior” for new contestant
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Guy has skills. Evading the manhunt pretty well too.
Not too far away.
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Remodeling takes a lot of time and money, but smearing those walls with grease would probably be an effective quick fix.
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Then you’d just have a different problem.
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I heard that too and that they put razor wire on the roof to stop it from happening again. (But it didn’t stop it.)
What they need to do is hire the same assholes who come up with ways to keep homeless people off of things. If there is a way to make a common are unusable, they will figure it out.
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That TV show idea wouldn’t work. I’d be too obvious that it was filmed in Canada
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I’d be curious to see the top half. Getting between two walls to go up that way is one thing but once you reach the top you’d need either good moves or incredible grip strength to get topside.
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For proper viewing, the video should be rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise. The one who escaped was the guy with the body art; he walked up a wall.
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