Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/06/watch-president-trump-attempt-2.html
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Every time I think I have a grasp on how deeply and dangerously incurious and uninformed he is, he does something that makes me reconsider.
Wait… what is the rest of this speech. Is he congratulating moving production from China to Thailand? I thought the point was to shift production back to America.
He most likely thinks he did.
Just another shiny object to distract us.
Knockin me out with those American thighs
(Oh, and you know why production has shifted to places like Thigh Land Donnie Two Rotten Nutshells for Brains? Because of your stupidass tariffs.)
He’s just mispronouncing things to annoy the libs, since literate people people hate it when you fuck up words.
/s
Its like hating on snakes. After a time of getting annoyed with all the snake bites, eventually you have to start asking whose job it would have been to keep all the motherfucking snakes from getting on board the motherfucking plane.
TBH, I’d visit Thigh Land.
yet donnie dumbass wants to use Joe Biden’s words against him as a campaign ploy.
wut?!
Freudian tit while reminiscing about that time at Epstein’s pad.
I want to keep Trump’s creepy hands away from Thighland.
You wish. Hell, I wish too…
“You were always on my mind. You were always on my mind.”
Remember when Al Franken drew every state in the union on a whiteboard from memory?
Again, some ivy league degrees are earned and some are purchased.
He sees letters on page, converts them into sounds the best that he can. Give him a break, will ya.