Watch President Trump attempt to say "Thailand"

I hear it’s right next door to Sextillion.

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I’m sure there’s been an argument where his staffers want to write out his speeches phonetically, but Trump is too proud and/or they’re worried the press will see it and they will all be ridiculed.

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I’m visiting Thighland right now!

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When I was a kid, I picked up a lot of strange pronunciations from reading and not wasting my time on the spoken word. So, although it’s very difficult to imagine Trump immersed in a book, it is hard for me to laugh at this kind of picayune nonsense.

Currently reading (and picking up a lot bad habits from): A Memory Called Empire. It’s set in a place called “Teixcalaan”. Good luck with that one.

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Just want to say “Yo!” to all the Semites in Thighland. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV,” dudes.

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“Thighland” sounds like a Robert Crumb idea.

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https://www.judaicashop.net/p-2426-yo-semite-cotton-t-shirt.aspx

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Who was literally handed every access and resource he needed to make himself a better, more intelligent person, yet chose not to.
Not excusing the behavior you list in anyone, but the access to resources this guy has had his whole life puts him on a whole different level (in my book) than some poor ignorant schlub who had the very minimum chance at making a better person of themself, was marginalized from the start, etc.

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Sure, Trump’s evil and an idiot, but Joe Biden WANTS TO HURT GOD!!!

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Me, too! I thought Yosemite was pronounced yose-mite. As in Yose-mite Sam. I thought colonel was pronounced call-en-ell. I remember being laughed at the first time I said those words out loud. But I’m me, and he’s the fucking president.

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Overthinking it is exactly how this is working. We are supposed to obsess on the idiot in the oval office, that is his real job, to make noise for people to obsess over.

Is America really dumb enough to have legitimately hired this dolt to conduct our affairs? Or are we meant to victim-blame ourselves into accepting the unacceptable?

His followers love to hate on the press, but if the press was doing its job the way we were taught in high school civics, would this clown have gotten anywhere near the white house?

I may be overthinking something, but I am not going to accept it.

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Historically the people/society/culture I’m from are mortal enemies with the Thai but i still have to go on record that the Thai people in no way, shape or form deserves this. Any of this.

Thailand is going through rather violent social unrests in the 21st century (& 20th). Not only do the youngsters want, well, freedom and democracy, they’re fighting for equality in jobs and standards of living, too.

They were under a military junta for awhile despite their love and reverence to the old, toothless King. Their current King walks around in drop crotch jeans, fake tattoos, crop tops while forcing his queen to crawl on her knees and bark like a dog.

You think I’m joking…

Behold (one of) his crop top

He’s 64 in those.

There’s more but I might have to wash my eyes out with bleach. I know I’m not all that good of a person but I don’t think I deserve that cruel and unusual of a punishment.

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We got him now! He’ll never recover from this!

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I missed that one.

I will admit I use that pronunciation to remember the spelling. But chrissamighty, I know how to say it.

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Plenty of America-hating republican voters are fully literate. Sadly, as long as their political football team “wins”, they don’t give a flying fuck how moronic and/or dangerous “their” president is.

Dog save us all.

@Bfarnn: I do! But he sexually abused an unconscious woman, so, he can go fuck himself, preferably just outside the podunk town he grew up in.

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I once met the ruler of Thigh Land. Charming guy. His people call him Thighmaster. I call him Greg.

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As I recall, Judge Judy is a big dRumpf supporter.

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