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For the longest time, I thought that to “defenestrate” someone was to “de-bag” them. Cue much confusion over revolutionaries removing trousers in Prague.
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“Yo-Semites!”
That just gave me flash backs to that comedy song group 2 Live Jews.
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I bet that was written-out phonetically ‘cause they knew he couldn’t pronounce “sequoia”, but they mistakenly assumed that there’s no way in hell he doesn’t know “Yosemite”, so they left it as-is.
That, or he knows Sequoia Capital, but only because those VCs are richer than he is.
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Don’t let him near Massachusetts:
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Woah. . . .so Trump can read after all.
He just doesn’t know what the f#$k he’s reading.
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Or Washington:
https://www.seattletimes.com/video/4187256471001/can-you-pronounce-these-washington-words/
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Gah! What a maroon!
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I remember when conservatives used to make fun of Obama for pronouncing the country of Niger correctly (“nee-ZHER”) instead of mangling the word the way most Americans do (“NYE-jur”).
One thing you can say about Trump, he never makes average Americans feel stupid by comparison.
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He also allegedly said “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys wearing yarmulkes…”
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Told ya’, we broke it…
… or the worst president in the history of presidents.
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Time to send him on a tour of New England with stops at Lake Chaubunagungamaug, Ompompanoosuc, Tantiusques and Quonochontaug.
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Well he’s likely never seen it in writing. He probably thought that dude was Yosemitty.
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Suffering succotash!
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I half think he knows how to say it perfectly, and this was just another dog whistle.
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Didn’t phase Bill & Ted!
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You nailed it.
“Believe me, folks: many people are saying that “Yo-Semite” is the correct pronunciation, but most people don’t know that.”
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So-goy-uhs.
You know – Their sap is where we get mayonnaise.
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True fact: Yosemite Sam’s real name is Shmuel Yablonski.
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