Watch: The most disturbing ice cream commercial ever made

Unless you’re force-fed by a robot, I can see how the taste would be somewhat lacking.

Sounds like it’s the Soylent Green of ice creams.

That’s so obvious, it’s from the makers of Soylent Green.

It gets worse when you listen to the lyrics of the jingle. ‘You don’t need to breath or sleep. You just need ice cream.’

‘Where is David?’

"Everyone you know and love is gone.’ Provides Icecream Cone.

I was sure the answer to ‘where’s david’ was going to be ‘In the Ice Cream.’

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Wonder if it takes place in the same world as Blinky.

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I’m surprised that the all white backgrounds and abusive robots aren’t screaming THX 1138 to more people.

“Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents; and eat the ice cream.”

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Wasn’t that one of Maggie Thatcher’s innovations before she started her political career?

Maybe not. :frowning:

“An oft-told anecdote in British left circles associates Thatcher with the invention of soft ice-cream, which added air, lowered quality and raised profits. Lyons certainly worked on this new product, but there is no firm evidence that Thatcher directly assisted in its invention.”

Surprisingly, I never saw the movie.

Do a version with Richard Spencer in the chair: “Every privilege you love is gone. There is only white scream.” Ends with mass of robots punching him.

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