Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/02/watch-this-fellow-try-to-skip.html
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We sure he was running out on the bill? There are plenty of fire exits… wait… this is China, right? Scratch that.
I bet he was having a tryst with someone’s significant other, and that someone came a knocking.
Or it was her driver coming up to collect what was owed.
Ducking out on a bill isn’t salacious enough for his predicament. Must be something moar.
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About halfway across, he gave up and waited for someone to save him.
Quitter!
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Looks like they opted not to give him three steps.
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It looks like it’s kind of difficult to get across the final leg on a slack-rope. Or maybe he realized he’d just be locked out of the building on the other side, in an equally difficult dilemma.
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This is why there are signs on things that say, e.g. ‘fire is hot’ and ‘do not stick penis into mincer’.
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And yet, fellows continue to stick their penis into the mincer…
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“Oh God how am I going to explain all these porn pay-per-views?”
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Hotel receptionist to manager: “Sir, the guest from room 226 is on the line.”
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Didn’t he remember what a catenary was from high school algebra?
Am I the only one shocked it held the weight?
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This is screaming for a Tim Conway/Carol Burnett comedy sketch.
Not Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins, though. The sketch demands Tim be the guy on the telephone line.
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That is a metric fuck ton of nope
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Sadly, too many men still don’t read the directions…
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Has to be a stunt, no?
I guess he’s going to try and book a hotel room to escape paying his rescue bill
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I don’t even like looking straight down from a balcony. Small airplanes don’t bother me. I even jumped out of an airplane once. But this is one thing I could never, ever attempt.
I get sweaty palms just playing video games where I’m forced to jump platforms or scale heights.
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Did he have a plan for his luggage?
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