Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/13/watch-this-preacher-cure-coron.html
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My that’s a ■■■■■*-looking hand of healing he’s extending there.
*Rhymes with “joist”
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The lord works in misted ways.
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There is no god, evidence file #35645672987.
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The damp palm of healing
Extended digits digitally extending life
Bullshit alarms wailing in the distant backround
Our dim future coming into terrifying clarity
Amen-tal
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Just don’t get too close to the set.
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this is safer than getting your superstitious garbage in a crowded room.
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That’s a great perspective! Way to keep it positive in these troubled times!
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True, but it also kind of gives lie to his own faith in his powers of healing.
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Is he, is he ousing something?
Is he ousing Purell?
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WTF is on that guy’s hands?
Oh wait - maybe https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/13/a-journalist-caught-christians-scamming-people-with-fake-biblical-oil/
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as a Brit
Literally didn’t know where to look.
Expletives.
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I don’t want to know why his hand is covered in lube.
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(Can’t find a GIF or a clip of this, alas…)
ETA:
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There’s something deeply anomalous about how his flesh layer squirms over his skull. It’s definitely not right.
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Hey, what’s Miami without a few vices?
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Seeing as hand sanitizer is all sold out, and it’s even tough to find rubbing alcohol to make your own, maybe he’s gone the Everclear + KY Jelly route.
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People like him and the orange baboon give grifters a bad name.
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I really don’t like TV preachers. It really hurts seeing so many good, wonderful people falling for such a thing.
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