Watch Trump's stunning decline in this low-energy speech

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Is that what he says when he wants the “short guys wearing yarmulkes” to show him the books?

In his 1991 book Trumped! John O’Donnell quoted Trump as allegedly saying:

I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and at Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys wearing yarmulkes… Those are the only kind of people I want counting my money. Nobody else… Besides that, I’ve got to tell you something else. I think that the guy’s lazy. And it’s probably not his fault because laziness is a trait in blacks.

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I was thinking somewhere lower than the heart, like the kidneys. Or the colon. Yeah, the colon.

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Par for the course.

Also, 96%? LMAO

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So what was the story with the wrinkled pants? I can’t think of anything that would cause his pants to wrinkle like that in that specific area. Was he in a fetal position?

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Think how Jabba the Hutt would look in those pants…

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How would Trump know? He’s not well-educated, and never had to find a job.

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Technically, Trump’s reasonably well-educated; he attended Fordham University for two years, then moved to Wharton School of Business and graduated with a B.Sc. in economics.

Of course, we all know he’s a staggeringly ignorant moron, which makes me wonder if he just coasted through college, or if he has just forgotten everything he ever learned because he didn’t need an immediate use for it.

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No, he’s well “credentialed”. He likely skated through his entire higher education cheating and learning nothing.

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Indeed. His fathers’ money no doubt guaranteed him passing grades. Sort of like Bush at Yale.

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We at least know that Bush skated on his own merits, since he was a middling student who probably just didn’t try. Legacy got him in, but the fact that he did not do great with straight As tells me he most likely actually did the work himself and got what he got…

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It’s what his whiny, entitled white male “friends” tell him about why they haven’t yet achieved greatness, I’m guessing.

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