Watch weird Madison Cawthorn declare: "Madam speaker, you are not God!" in over-the-top performance

IKR? One day we were encouraged to kill Nazis, and the next day society frowns upon it.
Society is interfering with the time-honoured customs of my people.

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formaldehyde is an ingredient is some vaccines, but not the covid-19 vaccines. Best not confuse your intended audience.

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Some people’s heads:

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“If you’re running over Nazis in a B-17, you need to pull up.”

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It’s well past time to implement a similar federal jobs program, maybe as part of a round 2 COVID relief package.

Bonus: This time, there’s no travel required!

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Were there any speakers that compared themselves to God? Joseph Cannon, perhaps?

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If you’re running over nazis with a B-17, try to aim it so they go through the props

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Pelosi: “No, Mr. Cawthorn, I am not the lord God on high to cast down my commandments upon you. I’m your manager, per the rules of this august body of legislators. You are certainly pro-business, but if you had to pass through the real world you’d have been fired for that whiny, ill-informed, senseless tirade and cast out as Jesus cast out the merchants from the temple. Be thankful your voters don’t seem to care that you have employment advantages they don’t and take your fine like a man, not a child.”

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If only.

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They can all fuck right off into the Sun, AFAIC.

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Is this projection? I am undecided whether one of the GQP will attempt to claim that they are the second coming of Christ, but if they did I expect that they won’t find it to be the vote winner they think it will be. Nobody likes a schism.

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It’s good to have dreams, even wholly unrealistic ones. Pelosi doesn’t have the sense or the people to make a statement like this.

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I’ve been told by the same person that Obama is the antichrist, and that Trump was (at first) selected by god like king david. Then later like cyrus.

Whatever confirms their religious bias wins in any contest of ideas.

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It’s a white thing.

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It’s a shame. They should know that Christopher Eccleston is the true second coming of Christ.

He even did miracles like making the sun appear in Manchester.

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Taking a knee being distorted by the right into an act of deference that they oppose rather than the act of defiance that upsets them.

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Sadly, points off for reading his lines. This is a performance space, young man, not some namby-pamby table read!

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You don’t have to be God to make laws, do you? Do these people not refer to themselves as ‘legislators’?

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At first I thought “status loss” meant his Gold Class air miles card.

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Nah. Pols get special treatment at airports. A staff member- usually someone from government affairs- meets them. They - and their family- get an escort through security with no waiting. And walked to their gate.

He’s a man of the people!

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