And it will be all to no avail. Don’t they realise that they’ll be leaving their footprints in the soily substances, or undercoat, or whatever technical term? I believe the local police have a specialist forensic force to help identify perps from this sort of evidence. The Third Lancashire Foot Regiment or something.
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Now, hey. We’ve had TWO WHOLE MONTHS of dry weather! If the government didn’t have so much other distractory bullshit to play with, it would have been a state of emergency!
You’re questioning the director’s artistic integrity? For shame, you philistine.
What with their heads always getting stuck in the fence…
Wow. Who knew grass could make a person so angry?
4 reasons people might use the stuff:
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Underlying ground has just been cleared. Planting turf makes it hard for anything you don’t want to grow
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Grass is in such a high-traffic area that growing from seed is impossible
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Sporting fields
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To make the chrome on my lambo really pop
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Schenck? Thought it said “Shmuck.”
I’m calling it a prank by the neighbors. They actually have a look at the video camera in the process too, and don’t care about it.
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