Gee (he says voice dripping with sarcasm), thanks for taking the bullet for us. I’m sure it really sucked.
The magic wand truly is magic. They should hand those things out door to door.
If I’d have known then, I would have totally gone for the percentage over a lump sum.
We know that we don’t have to, but…
Actually the story of the Pure Wand design is pretty cool. NJoy’s co-founder Greg Delong is a fascinating guy. I’m a BIG fan of the NJoy toys (they’re so pretty AND functional) and recommend them to everyone who likes internal stimulation.
Oh it is, absolutely it is.
I just have, errm, issues when it comes to resisting feed-lines like that. My bad.
“Accio Orgasm!”
“Announcing our new floor demo discount sale!”
Sale? Some folks may even pay extra for those pre-used models!
::cue 60’s Batman announcer:: Meanwhile, in Alabama…
Mrs. Vector does direct sales in adult toys, and belongs to a consultant team that mainly consists of consultants from Alabama and Mississippi. They did a half-million in sales in 2013 alone. Plenty of sex toys being sold in Alabama. No arrests, either.
But yeah, the fact that that law is still on the books is not a great endorsement of the state.
Typically businesses get around these sorts of bans by labeling the toys “novelties” and “not intended for use”. It works, but when these bans were more common the practice apparently lead to a lot of unsafe toys on the market. Since they’re novelties and you aren’t supposed to use them who cares if they shock your bits and pieces?
That’s why Chinese sex toys have faces. Sex toys aren’t legal there, but if it has a face it’s not a sex toy.
Ah, yes, the Hitachi Magic Wand…
No need to have loud, screaming sex with a partner to let your neighbors know what you are up do when the mains-powered, industrial strength throb of this venerable 110 volt beast can do it for you.
Unfortunately, that just means she is just one pandering, butthurt or uptight LEO or DA away from jail time.
This is a country where a DA tried to prosecute a teenager who texted a photo of herself, one that showed her sports bra, for producing “child pornography”, and he refused to back down. It took a nationwide outcry and then some for that prosecution to be stalled. So, if the law is on the books count on it being used some time in the future.
I’m not so sure. I keep showing up at my neighbors’ doors and it never seems to end well.
The Hitachi Magic Wand also does make a pretty decent back massager. No one bothered to tell me what it was when I was a kid.
What, no “spoiler alert” for this article? Harrumph.
No Bad Dragon toys?
Oh, and…
