Pull-this-sir Prize stuff!!
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Awesome lead. 
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The rats are leaving the sinking ship.
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Well guys, it’s time to put together a heist. We’ve got a new target to add to the list…
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He’s probably going to start floating a bid for getting the Republican nomination for president.
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Wait, what? He didn’t even smash Medicaid! Loser.
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Yeh, step aside out of the blast radius and let the Annoying Orange rot and explode, then jump back in (reluctantly but for the good of the country) as the Right Knight to save us from chaos.
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Wisconsin’s going to have to search hard to find a new asshole to replace him.
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No they won’t, but if we could find and camp the Wisconsin asshole spawn-point, that would be great.
Either party, Joe McCarthy, William Proxmire, etc, has there ever been a non-asshole from Wisconsin?
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This guy wasn’t half bad.
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He’s leaving to spend more time with Herman and Grandpa.
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Two possibilities:
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Well, I was kind of referring to the Senators from Wisconsin. Is it a Junior / Senior thing?
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Yeah, La Follet was a badass.
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I think it’s safe to assume that he will continue to do kickworthy things, so yes.
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Is he not leaving so that he can run for POTUS?
I’ve not been following this in the news but thats what Id assume are his intentions.
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White knight. Very, very white. Goes with the bedsheets and the cone.
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He is planning to spend his retirement naked in a bathtub full of hundred dollar bills, with his family in Wisconsin.
And yet again the interpretation of a sentence depends oh-so-sensitively on the number and placement of commas, and the inscrutable intent of the writer.
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He really didn’t want to be the minority leader in the House. That just didn’t sound right.
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