The responsible parties have been dealt with.
I saw a âwarning of deathâ sign for some kind of electrical substation in Comic Sans once. I wept (and got electrocuted).
I know thatâs supposed to be a joke, but I still find the idea that retributive violence against âbad peopleâ can be justified literally nauseating.
Why limit your victims to just designers? Throw in a few grammar and spelling errors perhaps even a tautologyâŚ
Yâall are so evilâŚ
Our three weapons are bad fonts, bad kerning and bad justification. And bad grammar. And bad spelling. AndâŚIâll come in again.
Among our weapons are bad fonts, bad kerning and bad justification. And bad spelling, bad grammar and tautologies. And a fanatical devotion to the Pope. Sorry, thatâs a non sequitur. Add non sequiturs. Anything else? Clashing colours? Do I hear clashing colours from anybody?
So, when they can get away with it, are printers. And for obvious reasons. Just like they like getting naive customers to use coloured paper stock which hides a multitude of sins.
But then, as a marcomms manager once remarked to me, typically internal clients want high brightness white paper stock with Pantone spots and UV varnish, but then you phone their boss and the budget is for dot matrix printer on toilet paper.
Rainbow colored fonts, please.
Desheeted toilet paper, at that.
We could also rotate elements by 1 or 2%, some clockwise, some counterclockwise so itâs barely noticeable, except for those people who do notice. bwaaahaahaa.
Hmmm, okay. Why not add a few fringes?
Actually far worse than Comic Sans is gratuitous use of typefaces. The shirt could be upgraded to use several
Not exclusively. It also has legitimate uses on grifty New-Age / Alt-med websites selling supplements, crystals and Ancient Wisdom, to call the visitorâs attention to the scam.
Something odd happened when I attempted to implement all of the suggestions in this thread⌠The t-shirt magically transformed.
It doesnât really âpopâ, ya know? Maybe you could add shadowdrops? My nieceâs cousinâs husbandâs brotherâs bossâ clientâs kidâs second grade teacher always adds those. He knows what heâs doing because he has a Mac.
{ducks the flying debris }
Clearly I wasnât trying hard enough. Papyrus/Comic Sans+Double Shadow+Rainbow Gradient+Keming+Leading Poisoning+Bevel?
You are an objectively horrible person. Will no-one think of the children those of us who drank too much tequila last night?