- Back in the aughts, I read about someone travelling from Singapore to Bangkok by regular train. Same route as the Orient Express, but much cheaper. An English fellow traveller offered the writer some scotch, which he gratefully accepted. “Being American, I’m guessing you’d like some ice in that?” “Usually, but I’m not sure about the water quality so I’ll pass on the ice.” “It’s no trouble at all!” said the English traveller, who dropped two ice cubes into an unlubricated condom, tied a knot, and gently placed the apparatus into the glass.
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